Hi everyone!!! I have decided to take a completely new direction with everything I do here on the Grounds (cool people call NG the Grounds, you should start doing that otherwise people will probably think you're uncool. One time these guys said I was uncool, and then said they would sell me some cool shoes to help me be cool, and when I took my shoes off to try on the cool shoes they beat the crap outta me and stole my shoes and wallet, so just be warned guys being uncool is dangerous nowadays its crazy out there. Crazy? I was crazy once. Some guys tried to sell me some sanity shoes, so I had to take off my crazy shoes to try on the sanity shoes, and sure enough they beat the crap outta me and stole my shoes, jokes on them it'll turn them crazy.)

Anyways as for the changes:

Username. RobotSquid (or R0botSqu1d or whatever variation Im using atm) is sooooooooo yesterday. Now I know you are all expecting something like "CyberCephalopod" or something hahahaha funny like that but NO. I am serious. SERIOUS. My new name on everything, and pending legal changing my government name as well, will be: TheWindWind. I'll know if you use the wrong wind too, one is wind like the blowing air, the other is wind like a toy robot, and I am gonna be fucking pissed if you get it wrong, and I can tell. I can tell the intention of how you type stuff.

Racer:

Racer as an OC, more like Racer as OK. I messed that up. I messed the joke up. Racer OC, is only OK? Idk did that land? Hang on I need to come back to that one

Art:

Artistically, Im taking a new direction. This is the new direction.

Every piece of art will now be constructed like this, but I cant really say constructed, as I'm not making something new, I am simply reflecting my soul.

Music:

Punk is dead, sorry not sorry (Reece is), what you want another song about skateboarding and getting dumped? Oh wait lemme guess you also hate authority, daring! No. Im shifting away from that genre and stepping forward into something more mature. Adult contemporary, with muzak instrumentals and SoundCloud mumble rap, all mixed together. I call it "Sloop" and its going to take over the airwaves.

Back to Racer:

Racer is an OC but is really only OK. So we're changing them completely!!! Rabbits? No one likes rabbits anymore, you cant put a rabbit on a t-shirt, so now Racer is the most marketable animal around:

An armadillo. Also the whole skate punk thing was cute 20 something years ago, but no one listens to CDs anymore, no one pirates movies, and sure as hell no one is playing club penguin and listening to Blink-182 anymore, so Racer's personality is OUT. Now they're the all American Dasypodidae next door, they enjoy stamp collecting, competitive ironing, and loves what any young adult in 2025 loves: maintaining their penny-farthing!! Not riding it, just maintaining it. Also Racer is just tooooo fast of a name for an armadillo, so they're now "Roller". Apperently a group of armadillos is called a roll. Neat.

Animations: *yawn*

Old Skool REBOOT:

Thats right!!!! Old Skool is getting rebooted!!! Is the animation better? No! Is the art style better and more developed? HELL NO!!!! Are there any changes? YES FOR ONCE!!! Just a few small tweaks: Old Skool isn't marketable, so now Old Skool is replaced by "New Skool" a robot just trying to fit in within a new envrionment. Also the entire story is written by AI. And voiced by AI, and the backgrounds are sometimes AI, sometimes poorly cropped screenshots from Old Skool. It also no longer takes place in Maple, Indiana, now its about New Skool joining the San Dimas football team to show he's just like any other kid!! Also, he can turn into a Ford. I'm not proud of it, but Ford offered us the most money for this. I was hoping at least Chevy or Hyuandai would beat them out, but we need the cash for this. Not really, but I want the cash.

Nevermore 2: This time the nevermore Raven is BACK! And this time, its personal!!!! The raven was rebuilt, faster, better, stronger, and is dropped in the jungle to help destroy a gun running operation, only for their squad to get wiped out by some sort of hunter come from another planet, smearing themselves in mud, the raven learns this hunter of sorts cannot find them, so using this, the Raven flies to Philly where they fly up and down the stairs a bunch, before beating the crap out of a muscly shirtless sweaty man, then the Raven leaves a note for the principal telling him that they learned a lot about themselves or something. Also something something Fast Times reference so we can get Oingo Boingo to do the soundtrack.

Fuck what else did I make? Oh Butt Pizza 2: they eat the butt pizza.

With all that being said, forget all of that. Im going bigshot hollywood super star, Im going to producing my new show for Adult Swim, I wont have time to do any of that stuff. The show is about a cast of fellas that run around doing stuff. Im still working on the plot, but production begins this Friday, so Im kinda winging the first few seasons and just hoping people dont notice.

This post is super serious, and is less of a blog, and more of a guideline for the future of RobotSquid. Dammit I already forgot my new username